The Restaurant: A Comedy

"this kitchen is trashed"
"who made this mess?"
"someone clean it up!"
some of it...you
"i'm on a double"
"i can't believe they have me on a double!"
"who do they think they are"
"this is bullshit"
"i hate this place"
"they barely even pay me"
"this is legal?"
"how do they ever go out of business"
"they dont pay anyone"
life is unfair i suppose.
you made a decision 10 years a go i suppose
you made the wrong decision i suppose
"who is fucking bussing tonight?"
15% is poor
"fucking hosts."
"shitty section."
18% normal
"shitty tippers."
20% good
"sitters tonight! goddammit!"
"how long do i have to wait for these fuckers"
specials: $3 rogues $4 sangrias, $5 martinis
"i was cut an hour ago!"
25% rare
"Niggers?!"
seafood festival this month
"goddamn niggers!"
"2 on a 35!"
seafood festival every month
"goddamn niggers"
"don't sit me niggers"
30% from families
salad bar 2.99 with entree
"fucking cooks"
"overcooked my damn steak again"
we dont charge friends
we steal for friends
"fucking cooks"
"misplaced my burger again"
theres a good deal of complaints
"fucking cooks"
"where is my damn seafood pasta"
is there a sane waiter here?
"fucking guests"
"that is medium well"
this is a restaurant?
"how many damn refills do you need"
these are...
people?