From end to end

I crossed this fellow
At the top of the road
The place where we need rides
(The place we've all broken the law)
This fellow
Had double duty today
Sale today!
Two bags for the price of one
Plus one of the female sort
Strapped end to end he was
What's good I said
Beneath the glasses
Beneath the pimples
And nerdy veneer
He knew it
That's love I said
That's committment he said
That's embarrassment I said
Get out of here
With your glasses and pimples
And nerdy veneer.