people, man...people

I saw a man walking down the street today, minding his own business but talking to himself...very loudly too. in fact it almost seemed like he was having a conversation with somebody, but nobody was listening. So i watched this guy. He seemed to be normal, no huge disfigurements or anything, no crazy long facial hair or anything to denote "schizto". so i was amazed that such a normal looking man could be so insane as to talk to himself loudly walking down the street. then i realized he must have one of those bluetooth things. so this crazy man wasnt crazy at all, he was just technologically advanced. so my question is, how am i supposed to know if your technologically advanced or crazy when i see you talking to yourself?

and a better question, how will i know if you fit both of those categories? because maybe when your not talking on bluetooth, you are that guy walking down the street talking to himself loudly, but i would never know, because i always see you with bluetooth. so you could be the crazy insane but technologically advanced guy. either way, i dont want to be friends with you if you talk to yourself. because i dont like either of those categories.

i dont know where this is headed. but bluetooth is pretty crazy. go phillies