Toilet

I do my best thinking on the toilet. I dont know what it is about that place. maybe its the serenity of it, or maybe clarity comes about a person while completely relaxing the body. i dont know. but whatever it is, i do my best thinking there. so i was thinking, how great writers are inspired and how they come up with these amazing tales and amazing stories with amazing meaning and all that good stuff. so i came to the conclusion, while on the toilet of course, that maybe these great writers just really love taking craps. i mean they probably feel the same way i do about them, so maybe they just spent like every waking hour on the toilet writing away and coming up with these amazing ideas. Maybe theres something wrong internally with these great writers that makes them crap all the time. they should really get it checked out.